We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Sponge bath it is.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
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