Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
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Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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