So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
So squirting runs in the family.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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