I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We talked him into tasing himself.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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