Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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