you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
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Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
They took my balls.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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