dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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