worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
is this the sara with the beer cane?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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