she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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