if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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