So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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