I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
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What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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