Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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