Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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