it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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