Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I need to sanitize my soul.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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