I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
this beer tastes like vomit already
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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