I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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