i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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