the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
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And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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