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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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