never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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