we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i think i have two assholes
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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