ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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