I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
You need a sexual gate keeper
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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