guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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