Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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