I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
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