Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
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She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
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You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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