She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I could fuck to npr.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Randomize