You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
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The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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