she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
