I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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