so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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