it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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