brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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