you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
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he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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