it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
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