her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
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Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize