how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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