Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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