She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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