these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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