I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
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Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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