Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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