Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
