my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
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I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
The air taste purple.
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