well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just cut my nipple shaving
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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