And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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