I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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